How to Sex Yourself

Fiction by Gabrielle Reeve

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First you will need to be born. You will come into this world to find you have something important that may make you like me and half the human race. Or it may make you like the other half. The half that wear it outside like a sword and a rocket and a car and a gun and the Empire State Building. This genital crapshoot is a fifty-fifty proposition. Good luck.

Gabrielle Reeve is a sneeze away from being a graduate of Emerson College. A native of Brookline, she hopes to one day have a real job but is not opposed to marrying rich. To date she has eaten approximately one billion extra strength “mixed berry” Tums and wishes to dedicate this story to them.